TMPGoTI:

Our Dumb Lives

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Meat Raffles & Strip Clubs

Ladies and Gentlemen: Due to technical difficulties, the intro was cut short, and so we take you now to a meat raffle story in progress. Oh, and I say - I did look up the origin of meat raffles. It’s leftover - no pun intended - from WWII . To this day, meat raffles are still the cat’s pajamas in bars and pubs in the Midwestern United States. If you go with your friends, and if you win some meat, they will cheer you on like you’ve won the World Cup, or like you’re Sally Fields winning an Oscar. “You love me, you really love me!

Just another night at Island Bunker-T, drinking and telling yarns

Just another night at Island Bunker-T, drinking and telling yarns